War Crimes...

So...I have received a response via e-mail as to the condition of my Thermal T-neck that is being held captive in Boulder, CO. Pictures were provided (and can be viewed below). As of press time, there was no mention of the possibility of a hostage swap.
Upon viewing the photos, I was appalled at the treatment of my belongings. Especially after I have displayed Tylers Boston Red SUX hat with all decency while being held hostage here in my remote village on the North Coast of California.

Just for review...
Geneva Convention relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War Article 13

"Prisoners of war must at all times be humanely treated. Any unlawful act or
omission by the Detaining Power causing death or seriously endangering the
health of a prisoner of war in its custody is prohibited, and will be regarded
as a serious breach of the present Convention. In particular, no prisoner of war
may be subjected to physical mutilation or to medical or scientific experiments
of any kind which are not justified by the medical, dental or hospital treatment
of the prisoner concerned and carried out in his interest. Likewise, prisoners
of war must at all times be protected, particularly against acts of violence or
intimidation and against insults and public curiosity. Measures of reprisal
against prisoners of war are prohibited."

The following photos contain graphic detail and may evoke blind rage...View at your own discretion.

This calls for immediate and extreme retaliation. Paybacks are a bitch...